Posted by Columbia, South Carolina town councilor Todd Kincannon, aka The Honey Badger of American Politics, recently presented an ordinance to the city council that was overwhelmingly approved. The new law, which went into effect January 10, declares the city of Columbia is now a Juggalo-Free Zone.
Kincannon says he discovered the need to make Columbia a Juggalo-Free Zone back in 2013. Vicious criminal street gangs known as “juggalo gangs” had begun to take over the main streets of this quaint town, giving it a bad name. The juggalo gangs were threatening to commit crimes and destroy property and even said they may injure someone, though there is no evidence of any juggalo ever causing physical harm to anyone. A lot of people found themselves asking: What is a juggalo?
“I politely asked a juggalo to lower the volume of their music on the bus, and instead of being kind and considerate of the other passengers on the ride, the juggalo began swearing up and down,” I was told by someone who encountered a juggalo on a local bus. “He stated that I was hatin’ on ICP, and that I was a fuckin’ whore who needed to keep her goddamn mouth shut. That was the first day I punched another person.” The juggalo did not fight back.
“Juggalos in general don’t seem to have the reasoning skills needed to comprehend the fact that when they dress up like clowns and threaten to chop everyone up with a meat cleaver it makes them look utterly ridiculous in the face of those members of society that process rational thought,” one Columbia resident told me. “These people live in a gray area between homeless cult member and mentally deficient juvenile delinquent.”
It took a couple of years for Kincannon to finish writing the ordinance, and even longer to generate support for his idea. “A lot of people around here don’t really understand the threat we face by allowing Juggalo gangs to have free reign here, they think it’s just a joke or a nuisance they just have to deal with,” Kincannon told me when questioned about why it took him so long to get the ordinance passed. “Plus, I’ve been kind of busy with other stuff.”
“I love what Todd Kincannon has done for the city of Columbia, and I hope we can get someone cool like that here in Augusta,” someone who sounded kind of like Todd but claimed not to be Todd but wanted to remain anonymous told me over the phone. “The protocol for juggalos should be immediate humane extinction and sanitization of the whole area,” the caller said.
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This is a garbage claim todd must not be aloud discriminate against the juggle family. Because of a few bad eggs.I’m a juggle and I lead a respectable life with my kids and girlfriend. Not all juggles act like idiots. But fascists like toddler kincannon. Should be imprisoned for being discriminating
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My darn phone keeps messing my typing up. Sorry about the phones predictive misspellings. Todd stop acting like my 2 year old.
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Freedom yeah right there goes another one glad i dont live in south carolina and the law of women being property ended years ago didnt it or not in south carolina
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I admit it is some bad apples out of the bunch but all juggalos are not bad ive been a juggalo for almost 20 yrs and I have several tattoos with different types of juggalo emblems and I am a respected member of my community my wife and children all wear the clothes and listen to the music of insane clown posse and I think some of the people in your city need to know more about all things juggalo before u make assumptions yes some take things to far but they are few
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Cool fucking story of discrimination that person not juggalo that HUMAN BEING was assaulted but it’s ok to post about it in a good light because you label him as a juggalo. No one is aloud to assault people that actually is against the law against the 12 amendments of the constitution the right to free speech is part of the constitution the right to play whatever music you like part of the constitution. You are a criminal for assaulting that person you had no rights in the eyes of the law you deserve jail time an probably more for simple minded behavior you deserve discrimination I bet the town you live in had more actually gang activity that has more to do with bloods or crips not juggalos. How bout a town for just anti- gang activity in general no cuz bloods an crips they are too real you’d rather go after people whom don’t hit back. Juggalos are family not gangs! That’s why that juggalo didn’t hit you back your. He was trying to prove to you you can agree to disagree in life without needing violence that fact that you felt the situation needed to escalate to this digree shows how your tiny brain couldn’t handle that whole difference in option thing can be ok. That’s part of being an adult hearing shit you’d rather not hear but move on with your life anyone not attack that person. You have the mind of a six year old do you got brain damage bro!Also Todd Kincannon your wife is busted you should happy to have any man cat call her ugly ass you should take that shit as a compliment bruh!!!!
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Woo Woo from a functioning juggalo of society, i work and live life as i am allowed to do so as an american.
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I’ve been a juggalo for over 16 years and what that guy explained is nothing of what a real juggalo is. Juggalos aren’t a gang were a family hence the reason we were taken off the FBI gang list but look at it however u want because there are rich juggalos out there and that guy can go to hell also!!!
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Hey for everyone out there I consider myself a juggalo an let me to the actions of these south Carolina juggalos is disgraceful an giving the rest of us who have jobs an pay our taxes an have kids a bad name not all live in trailer parks these juggalos snapping for no good reason is y ppl hate us if ur gonna threaten ppl then it better be in self defense I am a proud juggalo but I am very disappointed in the FAM from south Carolina grow up an make the world better for the children if we want change we must be the 1st to respect others an hope they give the same respect
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I’ve never read so much bull shit in my life clearly someone has no idea what a juggalo is and needs to stop trying to classify people Off of one encounter like a ignorant jackass. Mmfcl! Fuck you mister know it all better than piece of shit. Being a juggalo is not something that you can just put a label on being a juggalo is about loveing our horror core underground music and family were not just one look and yep he’s a juggalo mother fucker I could walk up to you and you wouldn’t be able to even tell I’m a juggalo it’s more the a outward appearance it’s a love and a aperieciation of something more then what you will ever understand so shut up with these Lies and labels peace out much love whoop whoop!
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I’m a juggalo, and have been for several years. I pay my taxes. I keep a full time job, and work my ass off six days a Week. I find this article extremely offensive and full of self loathing bull shit. Your a terrible person, and i feel sorry for you.
Ps. i have a hunch that If a juggalo was being rude to you. The problem wasnt them, but you going out out your way to be a bitch to a random person in the name of segregation. And you can go eat a bowl of poop.
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You don’t know true juggalos only the fakes true juggalos dont threaten people and destroy property and commit crime for fun we hangout and treat everyone equally like family
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You guys are complete and utter failure’s in life for believing this kind of trash and bull shit. Your city can go and fuck its self
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That is discrimination in a nutshell..and why?? Because of a few that go to the extreme?? While some may go to far with the Juggalo/Juggelette concept, they are not all like that. Some are contributing members in their communities. Teachers,police officers( yes,cops!!),they run businesses in our communities, they obey the laws.
The Juggalo lifestyle is not about killing and raping. Its about solidarity and family. About looking out for each other and helping others in their time of need, its about someone having your back and you having theirs.
But to discriminate against an entire belief or group is wrong and is no different than discriminating against blacks,Muslims, Asians, or any one different. There are always the few that take it to far, but that can be found in all aspects of life.
Don’t judge everyone based on the actions of the ignorant few. My husband is a Juggalo. He doesn’t kill people, he doesn’t run around waving a hatchet, and he is a contributing member of the community. He’s one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet and would help out anyone that was in need.
So, before you pass judgement on any one person because of their choice of music or lifestyle, get to know what they are really about. Whoop! Whoop!!
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I take personal offense to this. This is stereotyping and discrimination at its best. I am a juggalo and I have never done any of these things. Just because one idiot does something stupid while yelling juggalo does not make all of us the same. Get your facts straight before you go violating human rights. Freedom of choice and free speech are thrown out the window by local government because of shallow minded people who are self-righteous hypocrites. As you can tell I am well-educated and I am a very productive member of this so-called society. Its because of judgemental people like you that some of us want nothing to do with most people. That’s why we align ourselves with like-minded people. WE ARE NOT A GANG!!! WE ARE A FAMILY!!! And we’re worldwide… WHOOP WHOOP!!!
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Hey we are not all gang members just the dumb ones and I don’t live in a trailer park I got my own pickup I work so by saying this is a lie juggalos or juggalettes are nice ppl ur the ones who make them like this I hope I come to this juggalo free Zone and rip that sign down
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Bwahahahahahaha I am a Juggalettes and proud as fuck of it. I also have a college degree. I’m sorry your town is being taken over by the dumbfuck “Juggalo kids” who know nothing about the lifestyle. Stay wicked and keep them Hatchett sharp bitches. Whooooooop Whooooooop
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This shit is dumb as fuck whoop whoop mmfwcl
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So bc a few bad seeds ruined ur garden ur gunna burn the whole patch? Do u even understand that you can’t control the music we listen to if we r such a problem to u then get all the rap artists tht talk abt rape murder and drugs off the airwaves bc that shit is offense, u don’t know shit abt the juggalos, I’ve never had a bad experience with a juggalo hell I’m a juggalo and I have a full time job and am going places in life, but I’m a bad person bc of the music I listen to? Go after all the bloods and cryps on the airwaves doin rap music they are the real threat and real gangs leave us alone we r just clowns man
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This is so stupid I am in shock. You could generalize anyone in any group with most of the derogatory terms (Band, chess club, football team, kids after prom bowling league, bar patrons on a Friday nigjt, people at a concert), and it was probably 5 kids total, immature And confused children who caused all of this. People can be either good or bad but it litteraly has nothing to do with the music or entertainment they choose. Wow. I’m embarrassed this occurred in a town in America. What a waste of time and resources.
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Wow is all I can say
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Im a fucking juggalo and all you fucks are retarted ass whore cunt pussies eat shit and die 💀🔫
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This is ridiculous !!
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Here’s one from my area. They cut off aguys tattoo claiming he was undeserving to wear it. He lost his arm.
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.usatoday.com/story/70348298/?client=ms-android-americamovil-us
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Yeah, my brother seems to think he is a so called “juggalo” did I even spell that right!? Who cares even the name is ridiculous! All of is “hommies” run around town acting bad when in reality they just cant seem to understand that though they like to threaten people and try to throw up fists all they will really do in the end is get F%\*ed up for even saying something that stupid.
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This is wrong and sterotyping you are a fucked up person you seemed to be a selfcentered person and who are to sterotype us you seemed like a person that has been given everything and dont what it like to sturggle so from me to you … you deserve to go to hell
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Honestly, this is bullshit. Not all Juggalos and Juggalettes are like that. Sure we say those things. But think twice. There’s plenty that are kind and genuine. There’s many that actually care. What about the crazy rapists and crazy murderers. It always depends on the person. Just saying.
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For your information you may end up in a hospital and guess what a Dr who could save your life is a juggalo we are not bad ppl and don’t live In trailer parks I have a degree so know facts 😂😂😂💯💯💯💯👌😁👌✋ whoop whoop Down with the clown till I’m dead in the ground
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First of all if they really are doing all this than there not really not a juggalo …we don’t pull this kinda shit And it’s not the rest off our fault because your to ignorant to know the difference between want a be juggalo and the real .The picture with the two boys states that there were two gang members and in a fighting stance is bullshit you can tell because of the back round like gang members would take the time out of there day to hang it just to take a picture.I also know that the so called fighting stance you would not last fighting like that so that’s bull shit to .
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Whoop whoop
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Really what kind of stupid hillbilly ordinance is that shit, first off juggaloes are not a gang.it’s these little punk ass kids who give me a productive law abiding citizen a bad name. And I am a juggalo, and this is breaking all sorts of attending rights . I’ll walk through that town if I please. With my shirt off showing my tattoo and prove to all these dumb fucks that not every juggalo is a gang member.
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Is that legal isn’t that racist jugglo love
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I’m a juggalo and I’m not out hurting people I work at a pizza place cooking food not all juggalos are idiots just some are I have a family I have my own place I pay my bills and pay my rent and I go to work everyday
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I’m a Juggalo have been since 1999 and if you don’t like it how bout you go to Columbia. Sounds good to me. Just one more place I won’t be visiting for the better. And get the facts right please. We are not any of those things you say. Dicks.
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Whoop whoop. Juggalo here from O.K. I can’t begin to comprehend the unjust ordinance that a town I loved to frequently visit while growing up in South Carolina, would unjustly criminalize someone for being who they are. As for the council member who came up with it, if you have a hot wife someone is going to catcall her regardless of race or how they live their life. I work a relatively high position at my job and not once has anyone ever giving me carp for being in a “gang”. Instead of worrying about us how about concentrating on people who actually commit heinous crimes.
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Whoop whoop. Juggalo here from O.K. I can’t begin to comprehend the unjust ordinance that a town I loved to frequently visit while growing up in South Carolina, would unjustly criminalize someone for being who they are. As for the council member who came up with it, if you have a hot wife someone is going to catcall her regardless of race or how they live their life. I work a relatively high position at my job and not once has anyone ever giving me crap for being in a “gang”. Instead of worrying about us how about concentrating on people who actually commit heinous crimes.
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This has to be a joke right?
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Your a judgemental bitch. Looks like a trip to Columbia for me. BTW I’m a juggalo.
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You jackasses can NOT possibly be this damn stupid. Juggalos are fans of a band. Nothing more. I think what we actually need are self proclaimed “honey badger” free zones, because that level of stupidity is far more dangerous than any teenager fan of a musical group. You people are 100% absolutely retarded. I pray this is satire, because if it’s not, you people most definitely need counseling and anger management and most likely a hug. Did mommy not love you enough? Did she not breast feed you? You are laughably pathetic.
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I consider myself pretty adept at spotting fake news, but I’m really not sure if this is real
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Real ninjas aren’t like that. These fools are prior gang or gang wannabe thugs giving jugglo a bad wrep. I can honestly stat this because I too am a fan of the psychopathic records troops ( maby not all of the group or bands) yes the lyrics are an acquired tast. It has not prohibited me from being a father to my kids, holding down a full time job, or being able to help thoes in need within my family. Yes iv been seen as a black sheep or even a screw up. I don’t do drugs or alcohol, I obid by the laws set forth by the state of SC and yet to blame being a jugglo is something to be ashamed of? Very well. This has gone too fare. I’m not so angry with some one doing something right about the problem. More disappointed in folks who think it’s fun to make good people look bad because of their own delusional life style.
Again I hold a job, have custody of my kids, assist a disabled family member bothe financialy and what ever they can’t do I do for them. A real ninja does what’s right no matter the wild card they may be.
Thanks for trying to make this state less screwed up then the Major cities in the US.
Sincerely
(Alius )Zim orta
Sumter SC
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If this a real article and not a satire, these people absolute imbeciles. Yes, a fair portion of juggalos have grown up in poverty conditions, however, to classify all juggalos as heathens, violent, or a “gang” screams lack of intelligence and massive amounts of prejudice. The “juggalo nation” is simply a fan following of people that have been accepted into a “family” so to speak. They are no different than “Dead Heads” or going away from the music genre, “Whovians”, “Potterheads”, “Trekkies”, etc. I am a juggalo free and proud. I do not live in a mobile home, I have a job and 2 children I support. I am educated, professional and human.
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These people acting as juggalos clearly have no idea what it truly means… the music has gidden messaging and teachs to be givibg tobyour famiky worj hard and respect one another, give back and protect our communities. I know the first juggalos very well violent j and shaggy 2 dope, most of what is being done under the name of juggalo is appalling and away from our true beliefs. These fakers are not the real deal, and have not heard and kwarned the way it was intended….. i have listened to icp for over 25 years and never once was homeless or threatened to kill or rape it isnt my way….. these “juggalos” are fake call them juffalos. They dont have a clue what they are supposed do or be….. sorry you have been shown the worst our community has to offer, these people want to be us and dont have a clue where to start. …… again I apologize….
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Grammer wasnt as good as i wanted…..
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I wanna go chicken hunting for u bitch boy.heading down the southern trail
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fuck that shit
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So we are discrminated again we are not a gang we are family plus you view your wife as property and you think juggalos are the problem try again we are the solution
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It’s satire; Todd Kincannon is not on Columbia City Council nor does City Council want anything to do with him.
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I’m a juggalo and all you are doing is taking things the wrong way. We have jobs some are more promenant and upscale people you don’t know everyone so quit your bashing juggalos aren’t a gang unfortunately some do drugs and make us look bad but we’re not all the way you described we fought the FBI and won for discrimination! I want this to be known we’re not bad people just out cast different we’re not suit wearing white collar people we’re midddle class we’re not bums and thieves you people are the reason we’re seen as bad because you judge a book by its cover. Did you know icp actually has helped rebuild homes in their home town and helped kids go to college who couldn’t afford it. You may speak bad but most have a huge heart. We are a family and your proof as to why people hate us for nothing we’ve done.
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Well I can see future law suits pending in the near future for the city of Columbia
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Is this story true or is it just someone making this stuff up it is a funny article but I’m just wondering if this is true?
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FUCK YOU just because you’ve had a bad run in with one of us dosnt mean were all like that
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